February 23, 2009 09:17 PM UTC

From the desk of Dick Wadhams: Josh Penry is the bomb.

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• by: johne

(We read so in the Denver Post – promoted by Colorado Pols)

So, I got a hold of the press release that prompted the Penry love-fest.  Interesting timing considering just last week he helped organize an event that had a swastika guy holding that sign as part of their key messaging.

For Immediate Release

Friday, Feb. 20, 2009

Contact

Dick Wadhams, XXX.XXX.XXXX, [redacted] dick@cogop.com

           Josh Penry is the bestest Republican Leader

              Some say, he could be Governor one day

Greenwood Village, CO — Senate Minority Leader Josh Penry is only 33 years old and he’s already the Republican Leader in the Colorado Senate.

“Josh Penry is a winner,” said state Rep. Cory Gardner, a Republican from Yuma who is one of Penry’s closest friends in the Capitol. “He’s about hard work and determination and guts.”

“I suppose it’s frustrating for Democrats because he is so bright and so articulate that he runs circles around them,” said state GOP chairman Dick Wadhams.  Penry also smells nice, as he uses Ronald Reagan’s favorite cologne.  It’s distilled from fresh oil from the piceance basin in his district.  “It keeps the democrats away from me, it’s like garlic or something”, said Senator Penry who loves oil.  Senator Penry also loves all things Ronald Reagan including his love of deficit spending, destroying the environment, and eating babies.  I mean kissing babies, yes, he does not eat them.  Nor does Ronald Reagan, or Dick Cheney.

This of course has nothing to do with our botched stimulus whine-fest this week.  “In fact, you shouldn’t print anything about that.  If you do, I’ll call you up and yell lots of swear words at you,” said state GOP chairman Dick Wadhams.

Vital Stats:

Rising son of Western Slope

Age: 33

Home: Grand Junction

Background: star quarterback at Mesa State College, as well as student body president. He had a 4.0 grade-point average.

Personal: married, two children

Experience: one term in state House before earning state Senate seat in 2006

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